This Female-Led Life


He wants me to believe

The tears are real

As he whines about how unfair

This Female-led life is

Because he hasn’t had a blow-job

Since Romney ran for president

And hand-jobs are too few

And far between.

I must remind him

That this Female-led life is

Not a dress rehearsal

And blow-jobs were outlawed

By Matriarchal executive order

And hand-jobs are not rewarded

For crocodile tears

But for real positive conduct

Most becoming

Of a worthy pet.

Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2016




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