A Halloween Chuckle

I’m experiencing a little writer’s block, today, so I thought that we could have a little fun with a quiz that I came across. I know some of my visitors will get a chuckle of it.

An aside for new visitors: I call my partner, “My Pet”

Happy Halloween!

Your Pet Should Be a Clown for Halloween

Your pet is hilarious, and his or her crazy antics are always cracking you up. Your pet is definitely one of a kind! It’s likely that your pet gets excited pretty easily and that total chaos occurs shortly after. Your pet is highly reactive, and you can always bribe your pet to do some sort of fancy trick. You would have no trouble getting a little clown wig on your pet, but what he or she ends up doing with it is a different matter.

What Should Your Pet Be for Halloween?

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How fitting!

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Fix

I’m training him to fix himself.

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The Simple Things

Sometimes

When we speak

Of female-led relationships

The focus is

On sex

On restraint

On chastity

Those things

Can be interesting

But I truly

Embrace

The simple things

Like the laundry

Knowing

That I won’t

Have to spend the day

Taking care of it

The cooking

Knowing

That I trained him

Well enough to cook

A decent meal

The cleaning

Knowing

That my beautiful manicure

Won’t be soiled by

Dirty dishes

The pampering

Knowing

That my wish

Is his command

What makes FLR

So enticing?

The simple things

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Request

I have but one

Simple little

Request

That he follow

My instructions

Do his chores

And everything

My Queenly heart

Desires

As good

As he performs

Cunnilingus

Such a small

Request

Would save him

A world of

Hurt

This would

Make his Diva

Eternally

Grateful.

I would likely

Request

More sex

In return.

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Withdraw

Teasing is so fun

Stark naked I touch myself

He moans, I withdraw

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Moon

I love

When he moons

Over me

Trying to win

My favor

No matter

How many moons

May pass

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Crazy Eyes

That look

You get

When a bitch

Thinks

She can boss

Your Pet

Because she knows

You have a

Female Led Relationship

Just before

You let

Her know

Who the

Real Boss is.

Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2016

 

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