So Scheme-y



Your face when

Your Pet is having a meltdown

And rather than interrupt him

You listen intently

While also deliberately scheming

How he will serve his penance

And the more you think about it

The more delicious it gets.

~Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2017

Ell Oh Ell


Your face when

Your Pet brings you a surprise

That you didn’t know you wanted

But it was very thoughtful and loving

You begin thinking about

Unlocking his cage

And the more you think about it

The more ridiculous it sounds.

~Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2017



That look you get

When your girlfriend tells you

That your FLR life is wrong

Even though, you never have any problem

Getting him to take care of things

After she got done telling you

That’s she’s spent every night

Over the past week

Nagging her partner

Because he never does anything

While she does everything

In their “equal” partnership


~Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2017



That look he gets
When he realizes that it’s been
One hundred days
Since the leader of
The American Patriarchy
Took office
And it’s not looking likely
That a blowjob will ever be
In his near-future.

~Diva’s Loving Leadership (c) 2017